Verbal: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
- The Usual Suspects
Dirk: I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a big bright shinging star. -Boogie
Reed: I can't fuck forever. I have other interests, I'm a magician. - Boogie Nights
Joel:Sand is overrated...It's just tiny little rocks. -Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Clementine: you're not a stalker or anything are you?
Joel: I'm not a stalker. You're the one who talked to me, remember?
Clementine: That is the oldest trick in the stalker book
Joel: There's a stalker book? I gotta read that one.
Marty: Alas poor Romeo, we can't do diddley.- the underrated Beautiful Girls
The Principal:I've seen a lot of bullshit. Angeldust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography
envolving tennis rackets. - Heathers
JD: Chaos is what killed the dinosoars darling.-Heathers
JD: I like it. It's got that it's-a-cruel-world-so-let's-throw-ourselves-in-the-abyss type
Heather #1: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!- Heathers
Kurt's Dad: My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son!- Heathers
JD: Greetings and salutations, are you a Heather?
Veronica: No, I'm a Veronica
Stoned Guy: You go to the zoo, and get a lion. You put a stick of dynamite up it's butt. Then
you push the button on the bomb, and you and the lion die like one.- Heathers
Girl: Did you hear? School's cancelled today because Kurt and Ram killed themselves in a repressed
homosexual suicide pact!
Heather #2: No way!
Barry: At that restaurant, I beat up the bathroom. I'm sorry. -Punch-Drunk Love
Barry: i wanted to ask you something, because you're a doctor...I don't like myself sometimes...Can
you help me?
Walter: Barry I'm a dentist.
-Punch Drunk Love
Oscar: You broke my liver
Floyd: Get some beers...And some...Cleaning products.
Teddy:I'm gonna rip off your head and SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!
-Stand By Me
Ace: Okay, okay..You've stated your position clearly. Now let me state mine. GET IN THE FUCKING
-Stand By Me
Gordie: If Mickey is a Mouse, Donald is a Duck, Pluto is a Dog...What's Goofy?
Vern: He's a dog, he's definatlely a dog.
Chris: He can't be a dog. He wears a hat and drives a car.
Gwenovier: Frank, what are you doing?
Frank: What am I doing? I'm quietly judging you.
Phil: How come every other word you use is either 'shit' 'fuck' 'balls' or 'cocksucker?
Earl: Could you do me a personal favour?
Phil: Go fuck myself?
Earl: You got it.
Stanley: This happens...This is something that happens. -Magnolia
From My Own Private Idaho
Narcolepsy; A condition characterized by brief and sudden attacks of deep sleep
Mike:[makes howling sound to scare a rabbit] Where are you running to man? We're stuck here
together you shit!
Scott: It's when you start doing thing's for free that you start to grow wings. Isn't that
Scott: Wings, Michael. You grow wings, and become a fairy.
Gary: "Dude, if we can't get them going into the bar, dude, we can get them coming out! Y'see
Mike: I love you and you don't pay me.
Scott:When I left home, the maid asked me where I was off to. I said "Wherever. Whatever.
Have a nice day."
Scott: [To Mike, who is asleep in someones garden]When you wake up, wipe the slugs off your
face and get ready for a new day!
Daddy Carrol: I am so lucky. I was born on April 4th 1944. That's 4.4.44. If you add that
up it comes to sixteen. One, six. One and six equals seven. Luckiest number of all.
Mike: You know your math.
Daddy Carrol: It's more than math, Mike. It's... Immaculate perfection
Daddy Carrol: And now, my lucky forty fourth little dutch boy, it's time to scrub Daddy Carrol!
Scott:How could you see green, if it was so dark that you could not see your own hand?
Bob: Mike, my sweetheart! Come rob with us!
Mike: I've been here before. This is my road. It looks like a fucked up face. Like it's saying
"have a nice day" or something.
Scott: Look Mike, sandwiches!
Mike: This road will never end..It probably goes...all...around...the world. [Falls asleep]
A sign on the side of the road in Idaho where Mike keeps ending up:
Warning to tourists: Please do not laugh at the locals.
(Yep, I've seen this film enough times to read that sign)