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Close encounters of a waxy kind

On our spiffy trip to London, my dear pals Tucker, Wee One and I met many celebrities...wax ones that is...

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Spidey was too busy saving Manhattan to chat but I saw him checking out Rhiannon. No man can resist the wee charms. Mary Jane won't be happy.

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Tucker: So Sven, how do you get all those women?
Sven: Well, first I make them wear orange smocks, then..

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Who farted? Ringo, was it you?

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Keep smiling and don't tell anyone about the severed thumb inside the bag of crisps.

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Sparkie! Tucker! You plonkers!

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She said she'd be back. We hope its an idle threat.

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Tucker and her new best friend, Julia Roberts

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Hugh Grant and Tucker. Both looking unnusually creepy.

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Sparkie meets Speilberg.

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Stay calm and remember, it's more afraid of you than you are of it...

"Homer don't start stalking people again! It's so illegal!" -Marge Simpson

How unfortunate...It got away