Other spifferiffic stuff:
If you've never seen this, for the LOVE OF GOD DO!! Then look at other stuff.
Check out the 'pic of the moment' archives, then hold onto your sides
This is where Total Film gets its abridged scripts. There's tons more here too.
On a similar note:
This is very funny. Check out the entry on Van Helsing. I wrote that!!
Create your own insane movie script...they really seem to want it to involve a hooker with a heart of gold though...
Speaks for itslef donnit?